January 12, 2005

For pure lack of anything more brainy or creative, I've decided to post herewith the worst joke in the history of mankind. Being as it is that the Web has a weird way of circulating and archiving completely absurd information such as this, I expect to get a huge surge of visitors to my site ...

What makes this posting special however is the fact that I was fortuate enough to record the facial reactions of a few friends to this worst joke of all. Maybe this improves the funniness of the joke a bit - or maybe you just had to be there.

So without further ado - here it is:

A man hears a knock on his door.
He goes to open the door, but doesn't see anybody.
As he looks down, he sees a snail on his door step.
He kicks the snail across the street, closes the door, and goes back to his living room.

Two months later, he again hears a knock on his door.
As he opens the door and looks down, there is the snail again.
Before he has the chance to kick it again though, the snail yells at him: "Hey - what was that?"

Ha ha ha. See? Didn't I tell you this was the worst joke you've ever heard?